What
would an expansion team in Las Vegas be called? What colors would they
wear? We asked our writers, and they rolled the dice on some
suggestions. We also had great submissions by our users, and Uni Watch picked the five best. Illustrations by Sam Ho
A
couple of things here. First, to "make your bones" is a catchphrase
suggesting having to establish credibility or respect through action.
It's often associated with gangsters, which isn't necessarily a bad
thing. And The Bones will certainly have to establish respect as an
expansion team. I envision a bold, maybe scary skeleton figure on the
jerseys, wearing gloves, skates and holding a stick. Did I mention The
Bones character would be fierce? Think "Pirates of the Caribbean"
fierce. The fact that "bones" also refers to dice gives a nod to the
gaming industry, which seems to be a must, at least in a passive sense.
The Bones would also allow for great scoreboard montages with opposing
teams and their mascots being left to bake in the desert sun. Who
wouldn't want to see Carlton The Bear (the Toronto Maple Leafs' mascot)
slowly being covered in the broiling sand? Or S.J. Sharkie? Or Wildwing?
I'd pay money to see that. How about a nice shoulder patch with a
stylized "L" and "V" made out of bones? I think we need dark green trim,
like the felt on most craps and blackjack tables, against a nice
ominous black background with some silver, a nod to the state's old
silver mining heritage, thrown in for good measure. As for a first GM,
I'd hire Ray Shero in a heartbeat but I'd also ensure that Rick Bowness
would be a member of the coaching staff. His nickname, of course, is
"Bones."
The
Las Vegas Strip is losing some of its charm as all the old casinos get
torn down and are replaced by giant, polished corporate casinos with
table limits I can't afford. Now, I certainly wouldn't mind if they
named the team the Las Vegas Royales in honor of my favorite dive
casino, the Casino Royale (the only casino in which I've ever been able
to sit down and play craps, perfect for the lazy gambler). But the
Flamingo has always held a special place in my heart as one of the last
old-school casinos, and I'd love to see the team recognize it. The
Flamingo has a cool history with an attachment to Bugsy Siegel, who
owned the Flamingo and named it after his girlfriend. It has an
old-school feel and you can almost imagine what Vegas was like when it
was a mix of Hollywood and gangsters. Naming the team would be a nod to
the unique history of Las Vegas -- just don't ask any of the Flamingo
defensemen to block shots.
Parlaying
the heritage of the Wild West, freedom and frontier justice inherent in
the region, my suggestion for the Las Vegas franchise is the Outlaws.
The team logo will be along the lines of this awesome thing, and the team colors will be black and gold, with red accents. Home (black) and away will have "Outlaws" in Vaquero font
with the bandit skull logo on the shoulders. The third jersey will be
red with the bandit skull logo on the front. Given the types of players
who will be available in an expansion draft,
we might need to goon it up a bit in the early going. That fits the
bad-guy narrative just fine. "Outlaws" is a popular name among
motorcycle clubs as well, so we'd offer a line of leather motorcycle
vests with the team regalia on the back, along with customized patches
for the front. Maybe that would be the fan club for the lunatics in
Section 238 or whatever -- the Outlaws M.C. Maybe it would be actual
biker gang members! The team mascot would be an oversized bandit
character. Kind of like Pistol Pete from OSU,
but with a black hat and red bandanna instead of orange hat and creepy
drawn-on facial hair. Instead of the Score-o promotion everyone does,
we'd set up the Sharpshooter contest (a la the All-Star skills
competition event). That's harder than Score-o, but we'd also give away a
car right off the bat to anyone that went 4-for-4. Go high or go home
in Vegas.
The
way I see it, once we all realize what a stupid idea hockey in Vegas
is, the NHL can move the team to Quebec City in five years -- after
attendance has dropped to 3,000 a game -- without having to change its
name. And guess what, they're building a rink in Quebec City as we
speak! Wait a minute, move a team to a market where people actually live
and breathe the game? That's a crazy idea!
There
are so many creative ways to suggest the perfect nickname of a possible
NHL team in the desert. Before I finalized my choice, I thought of
other names, including Wise Guys, Strippers (as in the Las Vegas Strip,
and not what you're thinking), Blackjacks and Ditch Diggers. The Rat
Pack was my final choice. It could have a really cool logo. I'm thinking
a stylish rat with a Frank Sinatra-style hat, with a hockey stick and
shovel in his mouth. The team colors would be gold, black and red.
During intermissions there could be impersonators of Frank Sinatra, Dean
Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr. singing and the mascot could be called
"Lucky."
Instead
of going with the obvious nickname of the Gamblers -- no offense to the
USHL's Green Bay franchise -- I opted to be associated with the winning
side. The casino dealer wins a lot more than the gambler. I've done
some research. The franchise's tag line would be, "The house never
loses." It would also allow them to play clips of the casino dealer from
"Vegas Vacation" over and over again on the video board. Coming up with
a mascot would be difficult, but it would have to be some sort of
cartoon animal, maybe a tiger, a la Siegfried and Roy, with a visor and
holding two playing cards to make Blackjack. I'm up for suggestions on
that. The primary color would naturally be green -- the color of money
-- and it would only make sense for a casino company to purchase the
arena's naming rights. I unfortunately see the promotional giveaway of a
set of dice going horribly wrong and thousands of them rolling around
on the ice. I do realize the nickname could be mistaken for another type
of dealer, but it can't be any worse than being named after a violent
storm (the Carolina Hurricanes), a potentially dangerous snow slide (the
Colorado Avalanche) or having any of the other nicknames that can be
misconstrued (i.e. Nashville Predators, New Jersey Devils).
Look,
there is something just so deliciously naughty about Las Vegas and
that's what makes the city such a compelling draw for anyone looking for
a little mischief. The NHL's newest franchise will have to build a
rag-tag group of players through the expansion draft, so why not begin
by embracing the rogue element as part of the team's defining legacy?
The sordid allure of "Sin City" should be apparent in the team's home
record; I mean, can you imagine how many opponents are going to look
worse for the wear after a night out on the Strip? And, please, do not
plead the wholesome card on this one. After all, the NHL already has a
team called the Devils. Granted, this name doesn't conjure up the same
sort of easy imagery for insignia that a more mundane choice might bring
-- the Rattlers, the High Rollers, the Wild Aces -- but I think a
simple logo that leaves something to the imagination is more appropriate
anyway. I'm thinking a plume of fire with a pair of hockey sticks
crossing through the flames. And while the NHL might approve of the name
choice, I'm guessing they wouldn't sign off on a Sammy the Sinner
mascot (picture a degenerate drunk, down on his luck) carousing with the
fans. This is where I'd like to incorporate local lore. Nevada is
commonly referred to as the "Battle Born" state, so I like the idea of a
bandanna-wearing, hard-scrabbled character called "Battle-Born Bill"
with cut-off sleeves, steel-toed boots and a five o'clock shadow
representing the squad; the type of guys you wouldn't want to meet in a
dark alley. You get the idea. And if you think of it, this team will be
delivered out of battle -- a fight among other premier cities such as
Seattle and Quebec City that were also vying to land a team. Team
slogan? "Battle Born and Ready to Roll."
Las Vegas Bones
A
couple of things here. First, to "make your bones" is a catchphrase
suggesting having to establish credibility or respect through action.
It's often associated with gangsters, which isn't necessarily a bad
thing. And The Bones will certainly have to establish respect as an
expansion team. I envision a bold, maybe scary skeleton figure on the
jerseys, wearing gloves, skates and holding a stick. Did I mention The
Bones character would be fierce? Think "Pirates of the Caribbean"
fierce. The fact that "bones" also refers to dice gives a nod to the
gaming industry, which seems to be a must, at least in a passive sense.
The Bones would also allow for great scoreboard montages with opposing
teams and their mascots being left to bake in the desert sun. Who
wouldn't want to see Carlton The Bear (the Toronto Maple Leafs' mascot)
slowly being covered in the broiling sand? Or S.J. Sharkie? Or Wildwing?
I'd pay money to see that. How about a nice shoulder patch with a
stylized "L" and "V" made out of bones? I think we need dark green trim,
like the felt on most craps and blackjack tables, against a nice
ominous black background with some silver, a nod to the state's old
silver mining heritage, thrown in for good measure. As for a first GM,
I'd hire Ray Shero in a heartbeat but I'd also ensure that Rick Bowness
would be a member of the coaching staff. His nickname, of course, is
"Bones."
by Scott Burnside
Las Vegas Flamingos
The
Las Vegas Strip is losing some of its charm as all the old casinos get
torn down and are replaced by giant, polished corporate casinos with
table limits I can't afford. Now, I certainly wouldn't mind if they
named the team the Las Vegas Royales in honor of my favorite dive
casino, the Casino Royale (the only casino in which I've ever been able
to sit down and play craps, perfect for the lazy gambler). But the
Flamingo has always held a special place in my heart as one of the last
old-school casinos, and I'd love to see the team recognize it. The
Flamingo has a cool history with an attachment to Bugsy Siegel, who
owned the Flamingo and named it after his girlfriend. It has an
old-school feel and you can almost imagine what Vegas was like when it
was a mix of Hollywood and gangsters. Naming the team would be a nod to
the unique history of Las Vegas -- just don't ask any of the Flamingo
defensemen to block shots.
by Craig Custance
Las Vegas Outlaws
Parlaying
the heritage of the Wild West, freedom and frontier justice inherent in
the region, my suggestion for the Las Vegas franchise is the Outlaws.
The team logo will be along the lines of this awesome thing, and the team colors will be black and gold, with red accents. Home (black) and away will have "Outlaws" in Vaquero font
with the bandit skull logo on the shoulders. The third jersey will be
red with the bandit skull logo on the front. Given the types of players
who will be available in an expansion draft,
we might need to goon it up a bit in the early going. That fits the
bad-guy narrative just fine. "Outlaws" is a popular name among
motorcycle clubs as well, so we'd offer a line of leather motorcycle
vests with the team regalia on the back, along with customized patches
for the front. Maybe that would be the fan club for the lunatics in
Section 238 or whatever -- the Outlaws M.C. Maybe it would be actual
biker gang members! The team mascot would be an oversized bandit
character. Kind of like Pistol Pete from OSU,
but with a black hat and red bandanna instead of orange hat and creepy
drawn-on facial hair. Instead of the Score-o promotion everyone does,
we'd set up the Sharpshooter contest (a la the All-Star skills
competition event). That's harder than Score-o, but we'd also give away a
car right off the bat to anyone that went 4-for-4. Go high or go home
in Vegas.
by Tim Kavanagh
Las Vegas Nordiques
The
way I see it, once we all realize what a stupid idea hockey in Vegas
is, the NHL can move the team to Quebec City in five years -- after
attendance has dropped to 3,000 a game -- without having to change its
name. And guess what, they're building a rink in Quebec City as we
speak! Wait a minute, move a team to a market where people actually live
and breathe the game? That's a crazy idea!
by Pierre LeBrun
Las Vegas Rat Pack
There
are so many creative ways to suggest the perfect nickname of a possible
NHL team in the desert. Before I finalized my choice, I thought of
other names, including Wise Guys, Strippers (as in the Las Vegas Strip,
and not what you're thinking), Blackjacks and Ditch Diggers. The Rat
Pack was my final choice. It could have a really cool logo. I'm thinking
a stylish rat with a Frank Sinatra-style hat, with a hockey stick and
shovel in his mouth. The team colors would be gold, black and red.
During intermissions there could be impersonators of Frank Sinatra, Dean
Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr. singing and the mascot could be called
"Lucky."
by Joe McDonald
The Las Vegas Dealers
Instead
of going with the obvious nickname of the Gamblers -- no offense to the
USHL's Green Bay franchise -- I opted to be associated with the winning
side. The casino dealer wins a lot more than the gambler. I've done
some research. The franchise's tag line would be, "The house never
loses." It would also allow them to play clips of the casino dealer from
"Vegas Vacation" over and over again on the video board. Coming up with
a mascot would be difficult, but it would have to be some sort of
cartoon animal, maybe a tiger, a la Siegfried and Roy, with a visor and
holding two playing cards to make Blackjack. I'm up for suggestions on
that. The primary color would naturally be green -- the color of money
-- and it would only make sense for a casino company to purchase the
arena's naming rights. I unfortunately see the promotional giveaway of a
set of dice going horribly wrong and thousands of them rolling around
on the ice. I do realize the nickname could be mistaken for another type
of dealer, but it can't be any worse than being named after a violent
storm (the Carolina Hurricanes), a potentially dangerous snow slide (the
Colorado Avalanche) or having any of the other nicknames that can be
misconstrued (i.e. Nashville Predators, New Jersey Devils).
by Scott Powers
The Las Vegas Sin
Look,
there is something just so deliciously naughty about Las Vegas and
that's what makes the city such a compelling draw for anyone looking for
a little mischief. The NHL's newest franchise will have to build a
rag-tag group of players through the expansion draft, so why not begin
by embracing the rogue element as part of the team's defining legacy?
The sordid allure of "Sin City" should be apparent in the team's home
record; I mean, can you imagine how many opponents are going to look
worse for the wear after a night out on the Strip? And, please, do not
plead the wholesome card on this one. After all, the NHL already has a
team called the Devils. Granted, this name doesn't conjure up the same
sort of easy imagery for insignia that a more mundane choice might bring
-- the Rattlers, the High Rollers, the Wild Aces -- but I think a
simple logo that leaves something to the imagination is more appropriate
anyway. I'm thinking a plume of fire with a pair of hockey sticks
crossing through the flames. And while the NHL might approve of the name
choice, I'm guessing they wouldn't sign off on a Sammy the Sinner
mascot (picture a degenerate drunk, down on his luck) carousing with the
fans. This is where I'd like to incorporate local lore. Nevada is
commonly referred to as the "Battle Born" state, so I like the idea of a
bandanna-wearing, hard-scrabbled character called "Battle-Born Bill"
with cut-off sleeves, steel-toed boots and a five o'clock shadow
representing the squad; the type of guys you wouldn't want to meet in a
dark alley. You get the idea. And if you think of it, this team will be
delivered out of battle -- a fight among other premier cities such as
Seattle and Quebec City that were also vying to land a team. Team
slogan? "Battle Born and Ready to Roll."
Katie Strang
Bonus: The Las Vegas Strippers
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